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A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.

The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass. The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass. The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne. The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all. The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne. The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese. The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass. The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish. The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a $50 million compensation. The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, 'Now spit out all that you swallowed

Too funny , who , at this reception are you ? laughing laughing laughing

Casey

Dec 26th 2012 new

The American Lady who sued the restaurant and claimed $50,000,000.00 then bought new champaigne in new glasses for every one. After that she donated a large sum to St. Judes Childrens Research Hospital wink

Dec 26th 2012 new

let's see scratchchin ... I am part Norwegian Gone Fishing! laughing

Dec 27th 2012 new

laughing laughing laughing clap

Dec 28th 2012 new
I'm the Italian. Lol
Dec 28th 2012 new

The Lithuanian. wink

Dec 28th 2012 new

(Quote) Casey-637092 said: A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. The waiter gave each guest a gl...
(Quote) Casey-637092 said:

A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.

The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass. The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass. The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne. The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all. The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne. The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese. The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass. The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish. The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a $50 million compensation. The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, 'Now spit out all that you swallowed

Too funny , who , at this reception are you ?

Casey

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Casey -- you forgot the Polish dude who swallowed everything in the glass, then ate the glass.

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