It seems to me that we are getting way too serious around here. So I thought it would be a good idea to start a joke thread. My brother sent me one that I laugh at everytime I read it and I hear on good authority that some good K of C gents are passing it around, too. Looking forward to reading many more.
About five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your #$%$ and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
When Roosevelt introduced Welfare he said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your #$%$, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your #$%$, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy and my retirement that I called the suicide hotline. I was routed to a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!