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Atheist Holiday..

02/01/2013 new

Gotta love this Judge!

A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"



The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day.

Psalm 14:1 states,

'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'


Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,

April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned..."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!


02/01/2013 new
(Quote) Donna-83441 said: Gotta love this Judge! A proper decision by the courts... for a change. A FLORIDA COURT SET...
(Quote) Donna-83441 said:

Gotta love this Judge!

A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"



The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day.

Psalm 14:1 states,

'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'


Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,

April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned..."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!


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Funny! You are a trivia queen.
02/04/2013 new

(Quote) Donna-83441 said: Gotta love this Judge! A proper decision by the courts... for a change. A FLO...
(Quote) Donna-83441 said:

Gotta love this Judge!

A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"



The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day.

Psalm 14:1 states,

'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'


Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,

April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned..."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!


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Lina could you post a website to validate this case? I find it amazing thst anyone would throw their money away on a case threy could not possibly win.

02/04/2013 new

(Quote) Elizabeth-114955 said: (Quote) Donna-83441 said: Gotta love this Judge! A proper deci...
(Quote) Elizabeth-114955 said:

Quote:
Donna-83441 said:

Gotta love this Judge!

A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"



The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day.

Psalm 14:1 states,

'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'


Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,

April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned..."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!



Lina could you post a website to validate this case? I find it amazing thst anyone would throw their money away on a case threy could not possibly win.

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Oops I meant Donna

02/04/2013 new
(Quote) Elizabeth-114955 said: Lina could you post a website to validate this case? I find it amazing thst anyone would throw thei...
(Quote) Elizabeth-114955 said:

Lina could you post a website to validate this case? I find it amazing thst anyone would throw their money away on a case threy could not possibly win.

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I don't think there was ever such a case .... It's pretty obviously a joke.
02/04/2013 new
(Quote) Edward-4511 said: (Quote) Elizabeth-114955 said: Lina could you post a website to validate this case? I find it amaz...
(Quote) Edward-4511 said:
Quote:
Elizabeth-114955 said:

Lina could you post a website to validate this case? I find it amazing thst anyone would throw their money away on a case threy could not possibly win.


I don't think there was ever such a case .... It's pretty obviously a joke.
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Note what room this was placed in ... Entertainment and Humor.
02/04/2013 new

(Quote) Donna-83441 said: Gotta love this Judge! A proper decision by the courts... for a change. A FLO...
(Quote) Donna-83441 said:

Gotta love this Judge!

A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"



The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day.

Psalm 14:1 states,

'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'


Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,

April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned..."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

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Haha! Brilliant! Thanks for the good laugh Donna!

02/04/2013 new

(Quote) Elizabeth-114955 said: Lina could you post a website to validate this case? I find it amazing thst anyone w...
(Quote) Elizabeth-114955 said:

Lina could you post a website to validate this case? I find it amazing thst anyone would throw their money away on a case threy could not possibly win.

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Elizabeth.. It's in the Humor Room...It's a joke.. wink

02/04/2013 new

laughing Heard this one before.. Yes this is a good one .. thanks Donna for posting..

02/05/2013 new

(Quote) Edward-4511 said: Note what room this was placed in ... Entertainment and Humor.
(Quote) Edward-4511 said: Note what room this was placed in ... Entertainment and Humor.
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Note that I asked for validation and that the word "amazing" is neutral. Yes Edward I am aware that ut is posted in the Entertainment and Humor Room.

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