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Here's a good Catholic one
Two men considering a religious vocation were having a conversation. "What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?" one asked
The Second replied, "Well, they were both founded by Spaniards"
"St. Dominic for the Dominicans and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits"
They were also both founded to correct heresy.
The Dominicans to convert the Albigensians and the Jesuits to convert the Protestants.
The first man then asked "Well, if that's what is similar, then what is different about the Jesuit and Dominican orders?
The second replied, "How many Albigensians have you met?"
Sven and Ole were walking through a field and saw a big hole. They wondered how deep it was; so they threw a rock in but didn't hear it hit the ground. So they looked around and found a big plank, which they dragged over and threw in the hole. Again, they didn't hear a thing, but all of a sudden a goat came running by at incredible speed and plunged down the hole. Still they didn't hear a sound. A bit later a farmer came by looking for his goat.
Sven said, "It might be da goat who yust ran past and yumped in da hole."
"Oh, no," said the farmer, "that can't be... my goat is tied to big heavy plank."
Thought of another one.
At an Irish wedding reception, the MC says to the guests, "Will all the married men here today please go and stand beside the one person who has made your life worth living?"
The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
That was a good one! Thanks