If I were to verily scribe upon ye here interwebs, the intermost musings of my soul combined with such a God given mind illiciting the required request pertaining to the aforementioned television programmes, I would hencefourth use semantics which would offend many thusly. I, whereupon glancing forward towards mine future, would hence seeth a interweb version of ye ole stocks. Woe, for I would be cast out from here, like a dirty goat, scaped for the sins of all!
Woe, I say to thee, so many ears upon this site, so many eyes would push fourth tears, lamentations of great noise, if I were to express in clear term, my feelings of such a cesspool's runnings!
Ok, THAT was funny. Points for creativity!