honest on their profiles,,,,some post pictures of themselves from 80 years ago and
others make themselves out to be the best thing since peanut butter and popcorn...
One woman messaged me and said that she had been divorced 9 times already, but she has learned her lesson and I would never have to worry about a divorce.
Another woman said she has some felonies for DUI and shop lifting, but that she is very trustworthy. Oh Boy!! !LOL.
So, boys and girls,,,,LET"S HAVE SOME FUN !!!!!!
post what you think would be some funny """" ANTi-PROFILE"""" material. . A profile funny, but would never really attract a Sweetheart...
Have fun with it... I had a ball making it up,,you try it too...
Here is mine, I hope you laugh :::::::::::::::::::::::
I'm the oldest living man in Indiana. I am 188 years old. I am looking for a woman close to my age, Between 165 and 192.
I drink heavily and smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day between 15 cigars.
I do not do drugs everyday anymore as I now limit my drug use to just Weekends and Holidays.
I live in an old trailer and if I can save just $40 more dollars, I can have the electric turned back on.
I give blood on Tuesdays and Fridays for money so I have plenty of money to attract the Ladies....
I am currently out of deodorant, but that's OK as I have a natural sweet bodily ambiance.
I gots plenty of educacion as I gradiated 6th grade on only my second attempt. Don't let my intellogence scares you away.
Well I gots to go now.
I have about 15 lbs. of Reluminum cans that I've collected the last few days.I really lucked out this time as some of the cans still had a little beverage in them...Um Um Good !!
I should get about $8 for the reluminum cans. Not too shabby.
I don't have any of that fancy Cable television, but it don't matter as I ain't got no television anyway.
I do gots a radio so we can dance......please bring some batteries when you visit for the radio...They are pretty expensive ya know !!!
I've almost completed the reniveations on my trailer. That bad fire did a lot of damage to it, but I should have the roof back on in 2 to 3 months and then we can have our privacy...