Mary: "I wish I could meet the man of my dreams, my true soul mate".
John: " Wish Granted. Mary meets her soul mate online but before they can exchange contact information, an unprecedented electrical magnetic pulse slams into the earth causing a complete blackout of all electrical devices.. for the next 3 years... 0_0
John: "I wish I had a Jacuzzi"
Sarah:" Wish Granted! John gets a Jacuzzi but it is filled with piranha"
Sarah: "I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much"
Tim:" Wish Granted. Sarah's dog doesn't bark anymore, instead he learns to yodel"
Tim " I wish..."
Well you get the picture. Anyone want to play?