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Aug 11th 2013 new
1)Cars are not the only thing recalled by there maker
2)Why do people change churchs , does it matter which one they stay home from?
3)Every day above ground is a good one
4)Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent, the snake didnt have a leg to stand on .
5)What is missing from CH__ __ CH
6)How do we make holy water , we boil the heck out of it
7)to be almost saved is to be totally lost
8) Who's your Daddy ?
9)Church parking tresspassers will be baptized .
10)Read the Bible , Its user friendly and there is tech support on Sundays
11)Thou shalt not steal the copper from the Church Air Conditioner
!2) Honk if you like Jesus , Text while driving if you want to meet him
13)There are some questions that just cant be answered by Google !
!4) Keep using my name in vain , I'll make rush hour even longer !
15) The sure way to have the last word is to apologize !
16) God doesn't make uturns !
Aug 11th 2013 new
These are great, Casey! I especially like #15. Chelle
Aug 11th 2013 new
(quote) Casey-637092 said: 1)Cars are not the only thing recalled by there maker
2)Why do people change churchs , does it matter which one they stay home from?
3)Every day above ground is a good one
4)Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent, the snake didnt have a leg to stand on .
5)What is missing from CH__ __ CH
6)How do we make holy water , we boil the heck out of it
7)to be almost saved is to be totally lost
8) Who's your Daddy ?
9)Church parking tresspassers will be baptized .
10)Read the Bible , Its user friendly and there is tech support on Sundays
11)Thou shalt not steal the copper from the Church Air Conditioner
!2) Honk if you like Jesus , Text while driving if you want to meet him
13)There are some questions that just cant be answered by Google !
!4) Keep using my name in vain , I'll make rush hour even longer !
15) The sure way to have the last word is to apologize !
16) God doesn't make uturns !
Number 2 is is quite funny and so is # 14, but my favorite one is # 5. It immediately calls to mind the message Pope Francis has been conveying about taking the Church to the streets.
Aug 11th 2013 new
Around the time people were worrying about the Y2K computer bug (seems like a lifetime ago), a local Baptist church had this on their sign:

Y2K
YIELD TO THE KING
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