2)Why do people change churchs , does it matter which one they stay home from?
3)Every day above ground is a good one
4)Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent, the snake didnt have a leg to stand on .
5)What is missing from CH__ __ CH
6)How do we make holy water , we boil the heck out of it
7)to be almost saved is to be totally lost
8) Who's your Daddy ?
9)Church parking tresspassers will be baptized .
10)Read the Bible , Its user friendly and there is tech support on Sundays
11)Thou shalt not steal the copper from the Church Air Conditioner
!2) Honk if you like Jesus , Text while driving if you want to meet him
13)There are some questions that just cant be answered by Google !
!4) Keep using my name in vain , I'll make rush hour even longer !
15) The sure way to have the last word is to apologize !
16) God doesn't make uturns !