Shared with me from FB, "I just ate three cans of vegetable soup. I had the largest vowel movement EVER!"
It was a Christmas present....... for her husband.
Maybe we should just wear t-shirts when we're "available" neon orange with big black letters!
I have been toying with the idea of getting a CCW permit for the heck of it (yes, really). I am sure you can some meet interesting people during the class but somehow I don't think I would be a good match for any of them!