If you invade this weekend, drop the troops in Milford, CT. There is the annual
Oyster Festival there. I should think you would want to surrender once you
experience the Oysters and seafood and then Brett Michaels performing.
If you decide to hold off until Labor Day, the largest of all Oyster Festivals,
in Norwalk, CT, will be happening.
This was the response by the Soviet Union (very interesting... hadn't seen this before):
After the War of 1812, a US invasion of Canada was a real fear among the Canadians, and one of the reasons they changed the capital from Niagara-on-the-Lake to Ottawa, which is further away from the US.
They forced Captain Sullenberger to land his airliner in the Hudson River.
(Nobody blamed Canada, though. )