(quote) Joe-1086890 said: Let's say( hypothetically of course) that I manage to find someone on CM who is willing to go out in public with me.
As chair of the Beadle County Bachelors, how do I explain to friends and family that I found her electronically??
You folks are the only ones who know I went looking!!
Seriously, Joe? You don't have a barnyard full of toss off remarks in the chute already?
She was being auctioned off at the Beadle County Bachelor's BBQ and I had the high bid...
I flipped over a haymow and there she was
Mail Order Brides R US
She read my bio somewhere and just knew she had to have me
I caught a glimpse of her at the meat market
She threw herself at me from a burning building
We have the same taste in cattle
She saw my picture on the Post Office wall and the rest is history
There you were, checking cattle futures, minding your own business when an ad popped on the the computer screen
You and your donkey were walking along one day when the donkey turned to you and said, "Stop being an ___ and check out CM"
You met at the comedy club where you were moonlighting
She came with the new tractor
I was praying to Padre Pio and...