Has anyone else ever dealt with this? You see a profile and the person seems really nice and they love the Lord and His Church. You're thnking, "Wow this is great" then you run across something like this:
"My hobbies are climbing Mt Everest annually, parasailing over Hawaiian volcanoes, bungee jumping from the Golden Gate bridge, 10-day hikes across Peru, surfing in hurricanes, cage fighting, military survival camping challenges, walking through the Grand Canyon with nothing but a knife, rope, and canteen, and arctic circle sled racing. Last year I rode my kids tricycle around Lake Superior just because I can and on weekends I totally enjoy repaving the driveway, disassembling and reassembling my army assault rifle blindfolded, and weeding my 100 acre vegetable garden."
I just think I'm too darned lazy to get a man. I have an 800 square foot apartment I keep spotless, people comment it's a little TOO neat but that's me. I cook like crazy, love to bake, love to talk about theology and movies and such and I do like picnics, the lake and grilling but I guess I'm just too "boring". Hand me a beer and let's take a walk in the woods and have a picnic. I do like storm chasing (I'm into tornadoes--goes back to childhood) but I guess I'm just not active enough as I get tired hunting for the remote.
Oh well. I need to go lay down, just typing all that wore me out. Just wonder if I'm all alone here.