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Saint Vitus is the patron saint of actors, comedians, dancers, and of entertainers in general.
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Andy Kaufman: Since you've all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me.
Tony Clifton: So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?
[At a meeting with the NBC executives]
George Shapiro: Andy Kauffman is Tony Clifton. And Tony Clifton is Andy Kauffman. They'll deny it up and down, but believe me, it's true!
From the movie Man on the Moon
All five of em hit me at once. - W. C. Fields, Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (after walking into a lamp post)
You've left out a Hungadunga! You've left out the main one, too. - Groucho Marx, Animal Crackers
He must have thought it was white boy day. - Gary Oldman, True Romance
That's my cousin Foxy, and she's a whole lot of woman! - About Pam Grier, Foxy Brown (after she smashes up his apartment)
Terminate, with extreme prejudice. - At Martin Sheen's briefing, Apocalypse Now
I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago. - John Cusack, High Fidelity
My mother? (Yeah.) Let me tell you about my mother. - Leon in Blade Runner
Excuse me, are you reading Yes I Can? (Yeah, have you read it?) Yeah, by Sammy Davis, Jr.? (Yeah.) You know what the title of that book should be? Yes, I Can If Frank Sinatra Says It's OK. Cause Frank calls the shots for all of those guys. Did you get to the part yet where uh, Sammy is coming out of the Copa, it's about 3 o'clock in the morning and, uh, he sees Frank? Frank's walking down Broadway by himself - Limo driver in This is Spinal Tap
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horsecarp son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
From the movie Animal House
The Shawshank Redemption
Red: [narrating] I find I'm so excited; I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
Fiddler on the Roof
Tevye: I know, I know. We are Your chosen people. But, once in a while, can't You choose someone else?
The Matrix Revolutions
Seraph: Did you always know?
The Oracle: Oh, no. No, I didn't. But I believed... I believed.