Okay, I might need to take a break from drinking the punch... for a split second I looked at the age next to my profile photo and saw 60!!!!!
I don't blame you! That would be easy to do! Be careful!
Don't worry! (hiccup!) I will! (hiccup!)
That's the punch talking!
I know, I know! Promise not to don any lampshades and dance on any tables! But I will have a slice of that thin-crust pepperoni pizza that was just delivered... Yummy!!!!