Awesome, Mike! Your post is right up there with doing stuff like:
1.) Running through a tiger cage at the zoo just before feeding time while holding a dozen T-bone steaks.
2.) Telling your 3 year old kid they can have ice cream only after they will help you flip the switch on the garbage disposal. But you need to figure out why it is jammed and not turning, first.
3.) Cooking a deep fried turkey in the garage next to your gas can storage area.
4.) Having ANY reply that expresses a preference to a woman who asks: "Which dress do I look better in? The red one or the black one?"
5.) Forgetting to set the parking brake at the boat launch.
I salute you, sir! Seeing your post makes the rest of us men realize we are not alone in the world.
What kind did you get Rachel? Number 5, the Cellulite Circulation Massage Brush looks good.