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Saint Vitus is the patron saint of actors, comedians, dancers, and of entertainers in general.
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Jan 10th 2013 new

Okay, Mike, just for you...
How does a Mexican cut his pizza?












With "Little Ceasers."

Jan 10th 2013 new

(Quote) Kathy-635104 said: Okay, Mike, just for you...How does a Mexican cut his pizza?<...
(Quote) Kathy-635104 said:

Okay, Mike, just for you...
How does a Mexican cut his pizza?












With "Little Ceasers."

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Hey, someone else told me that joke. wink

Jan 10th 2013 new

Was it my son? Cuz that's where I got it:)

Jan 10th 2013 new

(Quote) Kathy-635104 said: Was it my son? Cuz that's where I got it:)
(Quote) Kathy-635104 said:

Was it my son? Cuz that's where I got it:)

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Not unless your son is posing a man on CM. wink laughing laughing

Jan 10th 2013 new

(Quote) Linda-624584 said: Not unless your son is posing a man on CM.
(Quote) Linda-624584 said:

Not unless your son is posing a man on CM.

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Well, he's got the legs for it, but his girlfriend might not approve.

Jan 11th 2013 new

I was away from my computer for a couple of days and thought this thread died.

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The Pope Wants to Drive...

After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today"

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.

The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," said the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief,"Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"

Jan 11th 2013 new

(Quote) Mike-41230 said: I was away from my computer for a couple of days and thought this thread died. -------------...
(Quote) Mike-41230 said:

I was away from my computer for a couple of days and thought this thread died.

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The Pope Wants to Drive...

After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today"

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.

The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," said the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief,"Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"

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laughing Funny!

Jan 12th 2013 new

I'm glad some folks are enjoying this thread. "Little Ceasers" was a good one Kathhy.

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

Jan 12th 2013 new

(Quote) Mike-41230 said: I'm glad some folks are enjoying this thread. "Little Ceasers" was a good one Kathhy....
(Quote) Mike-41230 said:

I'm glad some folks are enjoying this thread. "Little Ceasers" was a good one Kathhy.

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

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laughing laughing laughing

Jan 13th 2013 new

Q: What did the zero say to the eight?




A: Nice Belt!!




Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it does to run from first base to second?




A: Because there is a shortstop between second and third.....

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