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01/29/2013 new

(Quote) Naomi-698107 said: A rather liberal teacher discovered one of her eight year old students was pro-life. The teacher ...
(Quote) Naomi-698107 said:

A rather liberal teacher discovered one of her eight year old students was pro-life. The teacher was a tad put out, but figured she could trap the child and convince her pro-choice was the way to go:

"Why are you pro-life?"

The teacher asked.

"Because my parents are".

The kid replied.

"So what if your parents were stupid?"

"Then I'd be pro-choice".

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Love it, I'm stealing this one! laughing

01/29/2013 new

The Dept of Defense briefed the President this morning.

They told the President that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a brazilian?"

01/31/2013 new

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. “Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”

02/16/2013 new

(Quote) Mike-41230 said: A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign ...
(Quote) Mike-41230 said:

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. “Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”

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This thread made my night. I laughed the entire time reading it and I mean huge belly laughs.

02/18/2013 new

laughing weeping laughing weeping Thanks, Mike for the joke thread. Laughed so hard I cried weeping !

02/18/2013 new

(Quote) Mike-41230 said: I was away from my computer for a couple of days and thought this thread died. -------------...
(Quote) Mike-41230 said:

I was away from my computer for a couple of days and thought this thread died.

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The Pope Wants to Drive...

After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today"

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.

The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," said the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief,"Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"

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laughing laughing laughing laughing

02/18/2013 new

(Quote) Mike-41230 said: A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign ...
(Quote) Mike-41230 said:

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. “Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”

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laughing laughing laughing laughing another good one

02/18/2013 new

(Quote) Carl-98335 said: Meetings: Where minutes are kept, and hours are lost.
(Quote) Carl-98335 said:

Meetings: Where minutes are kept, and hours are lost.

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laughing laughing laughing

02/18/2013 new

(Quote) Kathy-635104 said: Okay, Mike, just for you...How does a Mexican cut his pizza?<...
(Quote) Kathy-635104 said:

Okay, Mike, just for you...
How does a Mexican cut his pizza?












With "Little Ceasers."

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I just texted this one to my Hispanic friends in TX....they loved it!!!!

02/23/2013 new

Bumping for a new joke.

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