"Michael! I have an open invitation to all CM people to come over and partake any time!! (please give 24 hour notice so I make enough!)
So...you are banned for not coming over" Rachael
Rachael......Rachael..... Rachael..... you are banned for being too far to stop by to eat. The scrapbook photos themselves look so inviting even without your personal invitation.
If that banning is ineffective you are heretofore banned for being too far removed to stop by for bread baking lessons.....You do offer bread baking lessons from the safety of that "remote" Western Pennsylvania location, do you not?