Wait, so you aren't interested in 50 year old cholerics? I mean, I just want to make sure what "age-appropriate" means to you... lol What about the "pants thing"? Should I check on that as well?
You're taking orders? Great! Yeah, I'm sure there are some fantastic 50 year-olds out there, but my comfortable age range is less like 20 and more like 5ish in either direction... a little bit of leeway may be negotiable, depending on how knocked-off my socks are.
Yes, please make sure they are not opposed to my wearing pants. Not THE pants, mind you, just regular ol' everyday, non-psychologically altering, made for women women's pants. Also, it would be good if they were okay with wearing pants too. I only have so much patience for bailing people out of jail for indecent public exposure. So pants, yes... Although you know, I could probably overlook a Scot in a kilt because Scottish accents... hooboy.
And I'd like a small order of fries and a Dr. Pepper with a squeeze of fresh lime juice.