I like reptiles, I could catchone outside the back door most days- but I guess I know who NOT to offer the desensitization workshop for :o)
You could offer the workshop, however, I would probably call in sick. The best part of having a tornado warning the night by son's cub scout troop had the reptiles visit was that I had an excuse to leave the gym to "watch the weather". Then what does he do for an Eagle Scout project? Build snake boxes/traps to help capture and relocate an endangered species. Fortunately he did not have to do any relocating or it would have been without maternal supervision.