So this burglar who spent 27 years living in the woods has gotten a marriage proposal.
Are the rest of us really THAT repulsive?
Here's the story, in case you missed it:
Okay, his glasses freaked me the heck out, so I didn't even get to the article! Those glasses just scream CREEPER. I'm depressed JUST by that.
Now, if a burglar can get a marriage proposal, I'm pretty sure I can look cute in a ski mask.