(quote) Philip-600116 said: A friend well into his 80's bought a new Ford mustang ragtop. As he was taking it on a test drive he hit the freeway and kicked it up to 70 MPH. Feeling the machine respond to his touch he decided to see how fast it could go.
Watching the speedometer he failed to see the blue light following. When he passed 90 MPH he did see the sheriff and he thought he could loose him. At 105 MPH he realized that he could not outrun the Sheriff so he pulled to the side.
The sheriff told him that if he could give him an excuse that he had never heard before he would not give him a speeding ticket as he was late for lunch.
My friend thought for a minute and told the Sheriff , "Officer, three weeks ago my wife left me and I thought you were bringing her back".
Think he got that ticket??
Clearly the funniest! And I know what you mean about just wanting to let her rip! My Aunt shocked me a few years ago when she got into her son's car at 10:30pm and said, "Do you think we can top 100?" Holy S-----! I about died as she got on the freeway and put the pedal to the metal! I know her son doesn't have any idea "mom" would do that!