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Saint Vitus is the patron saint of actors, comedians, dancers, and of entertainers in general.
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I wish I had a paid vacation.
I wish I had a hammer.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner (having had to settle for Hebrew National for supper tonight)
However, you can smell the BBQ grill getting hot and there is mustard on the table.