Or sump'n likit.
Jesus did not write about himself just before he was taken by soldiers to be beaten and executed. The writings began after his death by his loved ones. I will say no further on this topic as I find it disconcerting...
At the End of Days, the review will be highly public as everybody will review your life and you will review everybody else's.
Now, will it be interesting or dull to review the lives of the first apes to receive souls, assuming, as some do, that the Genesis story of Adam and Eve is mythical, and how much trawling through their paltry subintelligent lives will we have to do to find something serious enough for Jesus to die for?