52, Wichita, KS
Hi You have the pastor of a church and he's giving his Sunday sermon, when he tells his congregation that he is going to do a test. He pulls out for jars, one has alcohol in it, and he puts a worm in it, and the warm dies. The second jar has cigarette smoke in it. He puts a worm in it, and the warm dies. The third jar has marijuana smoke in it. He puts the warm in it, and the warm dies. The fourth jar has water in it, he puts the warm in it, and the warm lives. So he asked his congregation. What have we learned today. The church grows silent, when sister Williams begins to stand, sister Williams comes to church every Sunday and she sits in the very last row. She's 80 years old with the slim build, she uses a cane to help her walk. Sister William stands up and says pastor, I know what I learned today. The pastor says what did you learn sister Williams? Sister Williams says if I smoke cigarettes, drink whiskey and smoke dope, I won't get worms.