34, Pigeon Forge, TNMy charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it. Years ago, I built a city out of blocks...Today, over 600,000 people live and work there. I am the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test. Every time I go for a swim, dolphins appear. On every continent in the world there is a sandwich named after me. I once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish. I can open a pinata with a wink and a smile. I once parallel parked a train. I've counted to infinity...twice. If at first I don't succeed, it is impossible. If opportunity knocks and I'm not home, opportunity waits. Sharks have a week devoted to me. I bowl overhand. Rome would have been built in a day if they had followed my blueprints correctly. Even my enemies list me as their emergency contact number. My monkey business is the official business I carry on with primates. The police often question me just because they find me interesting. I have inside jokes with complete strangers. Werewolves are jealous of my beard. I once made a weeping willow laugh. I find squirrels untrustworthy. My bear hugs are actually hugs I give to bears. Sasquatch has taken photos of me. Superman has pajamas with my logo. Dicing onions doesn't make me cry...It only makes me stronger. I never say something tastes like chicken...not even chicken. I can speak French...in Russian. I never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon. If you were to see me walking a chihuahua, it would still look masculine. When a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, I hear it. My mother has a tattoo that reads, "Son". In a past life, I was myself. At museums, I'm allowed to touch the art. Signs that say, "This is not an exit" do not apply to me. I've won the Lifetime Achievement Award...twice. My signature won a Pulitzer. I once won the Tour de France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle. I once challenged my own reflection to a staring contest...on the fourth day, I won. I strongly abide by the motto, "Safety Third." I once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds. I live vicariously through myself. I am...THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD.
31, Pigeon Forge, TNHello I just want to find someone who is close to God and live a life close to God so we can respect each other and be safe I'm a very respectful guy I work and I always try to find time for God as he always have time for me get to know me
54, Pigeon Forge, TNI work with children in an after school program. My own two children are grown and living on their own. Family is important to me. I love hanging out with them. Playing cards, cooking out, sporting events (college basketball football and MLB) swimming, movies and reading are some of the things I enjoy! Im open to most anything as long as I have someone to go with me.
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